Me: What do you have to say, Lottie?
Me: Is that all, pug?
Lottie: Sure is, ya'll.
Me: Ok, bye pug-a-wug.
Lotti: Don't call me pug-a-wug.
Me: Sorry pug-a-bear!
Lottie: Don't call me pug-a-bear either.
Me: Oh, okay.
The next day...
Me: Hiya, Guava.
Me: You kinda look like you're in utter bliss, Guava.
Guava: I am, for I'm imagining cans and cans of tuna.
Me: Oh, well don't expect US to give you tuna.
Guava: I've lived here three years, I know what to expect from you humans.
Me: Man, talk about a mean cat! Hi there pug.
Me: Do you want to look rad, Lottie?
Lottie: Sure do, ya'll.
Me: Then try on...
Lottie: Whoa, I do look rad! But what does ths 'C' stand for?
Me: Cute, Moonshine. It stands for cute.
Lottie: Oh. Thats good.
Me: You better know it is, Moon.