Me: You were sleeping too?
Me: Whoa, Twa. I'm leaving for sure now!
Lottie: Mmmmnnnuuuuuhhhh......... pu me down.... now.....
Me: No! Lottie! Don't go back to bed!
( By the way, the mattress has no sheet because it's getting washed, and there is no bed because we packed it.)
Lottie: I don't got to if I don't want to.
[Me roughly throwing her on the bed.]
Me: Moonshine! Wake up! Please?
Me: Come on Pug, you can do it! Just WAKE UP!
Me: Yeah! Yeah! You're doin' it Pug! Come on!
Me: YEAH! You're awake! Woo-hoo!
Lottie: I'm canna feelin' sleepy again...
Lottie: Think I'll just... lay down...
Me: NO! Don't fall asleep AGAIN!
Me: Moonshine! Do you hear me? Don't fall ASLEEP! Okay?
Lottie: Huh? Yeah... sure...
Me: Pug! I'm serious! Listen!
Lottie: Yeah... sure.......
Me: Fine, then. Here I come, Twa!
Twa: Do you MIND? I'm trying to sleep!!
Me: [Someones got issues!!] Uh, okay Twa.
Me: Pug! You're awake!
Lottie: Sure am, ya'll.
Me: Well, as long as you're awake, I might as well tell you, um... well... you have to take a bath.
Lottie: Oh sure okay. I think I hear a cat or something.
Me: Lottie, did you hear me? I said a bath. Or, as you call it, the 'B' word.
Lottie: Yeah yeah, I heard you fine.
Lottie: Hey, it was a cat that I heard! Too far away to chase though...
Me: LOTTIE! A BATH! YOU HAVE TO TAKE A BATH!
Lottie: WHAT?!?! A BATH?!?!? Are you kidding me?! No, NNNOOOOO, no bath for me! I can tell you that!
Lottie: No way Hosea am I taking a bath!
Lottie: I'M TAKIN' A BATH! I'M TAKIN' A BATH! How did this happen?!
Lottie: No. NNNOOO! Not the WATER!
Lottie: Make it stop! Make it STTTOOOO--OOOO---PPPPP!!!!!!
Lottie: Not SOAP!!!!! WHY!? WHH--HH--YYY????!!!!!
Me: Calm DOWN, Lottie! You're almost done! We just have to dry you off!
Lottie: Good. Make it snappy!
Lottie: No! This is even WORSE! AAAAHHHHH! HELP! HELP! SAVE ME!!! HELP! AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
****I couldn't get a pic of her all clean and fresh, because she was so upset with me that she refused to pose for a photo. Oh well.