Me: Hello, cats.
Guava(the one with the green ribbon): Greetings, fair one!
Twa: Hello, man.
Me: Whatcha up to cats?
Guava: We are watching for possible predators, such as the pug.
Twa: Yes, we have to keep our guard up!
Me: Now where are you, Guava?
Guava: The Attic, of course!
Me: Why in the world are you up there?!
Guava: Well, it's prime mice area, and I'm protected from you!
Me: Thats not very nice Guava.
Guava: Why else would I say it?
Me: Your a meanie Guava. I'm going to talk to Lottie.
Me: Hi pug-a-wug!
Lottie: Hey Gwace.
Me: What are you doing on the woodpile, pug?
Lottie: Beats me. I'm just goin' up here 'cause it's fun.
Me: Hmmm... well have fun!
Me: Hello again, Guava.
Guava: I do not wish to speak with you. Do you notice my ears?
Me: Yes Guava, I do. They're very far back.
Guava: And do you know what THAT means?!
Me: Yes Guava, it means that your angry.
Guava: NOW LEAVE!
Me: Whoa, Guava! I'm leaving! ( sheesh!)
Me: Hey Twa.
Twa: Hey man!
Me: You look very relaxed.
Twa: Yes, I am.
Me: Why are you so relaxed?
Twa: It's a cat thing.
Me: Oh, I see. Well, bye Twa!