Cats

Saturday, August 24, 2013

Pug and Cat

Me: Greetings, pug.
Pug: Uhhnnnnnuuhhh.....

Me: What?

Pug: Mmmmmmnnnnuuuuuhhhh.....

Me: Lottie! Talk normal!
Pug: No.

Me: Why?

Pug: Nnnnnuuuuhhhhhnnmmm.....

Me: Lottie! 

Pug: Go away.



Me: Guava?

Guava: Mmmmm....???

Me: Guava!

Guava: Oh, I had the most pleasant dream! Let me tell you...

Guava: I went out-of-doors! I was having a wonderful time!


Guava: The sun, the smell of sweet grass, it was wonderful! I almost felt like a kitten again!


Guava: Then I was inside and face-to-face with THE PUG! I was terrified!

Guava: A wonderful dream it was. Then you showed up...

Me: Sorry Guava.

Guava: SORRY?! DO YOU THINK THAT WILL HELP?!?! I am so so angry nothing will help!! Why- why- I'm BALLISTIC! And you think SORRY will help?!?! I am full of ANGER!!! 

Me: Whoa Guava! Calm-a down! It was JUST a dream! 

Guava: A DREAM?!?! I NEVER GET DREAMS LIKE THAT! AND THANKS TO YOU, MY ONE GOOD DREAM IS RUINED!!! I AM SO BALLISTIC!!

Me: GUAVA! Calm down!

Guava: CALM DOWN?!? I DON'T WANNA CALM DOWN! I'M ANRY! I'M MAD! I'M BALLISTIC! I'M MAD!

Me: *Sigh*

5 comments:

  1. WHAT A DREAM!
    They both woke up on the wrong side of the bed!!!!!

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    1. Ha ha! Yes, they did! Guava needs to calm down! Maybe pills would help... :)
      GG

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