Me: Greetings, pug.Pug: Uhhnnnnnuuhhh.....
Me: Lottie! Talk normal!
Pug: Go away.
Guava: Oh, I had the most pleasant dream! Let me tell you...
Guava: I went out-of-doors! I was having a wonderful time!
Guava: The sun, the smell of sweet grass, it was wonderful! I almost felt like a kitten again!
Guava: Then I was inside and face-to-face with THE PUG! I was terrified!
Guava: A wonderful dream it was. Then you showed up...
Me: Sorry Guava.
Guava: SORRY?! DO YOU THINK THAT WILL HELP?!?! I am so so angry nothing will help!! Why- why- I'm BALLISTIC! And you think SORRY will help?!?! I am full of ANGER!!!
Me: Whoa Guava! Calm-a down! It was JUST a dream!
Guava: A DREAM?!?! I NEVER GET DREAMS LIKE THAT! AND THANKS TO YOU, MY ONE GOOD DREAM IS RUINED!!! I AM SO BALLISTIC!!
Me: GUAVA! Calm down!
Guava: CALM DOWN?!? I DON'T WANNA CALM DOWN! I'M ANRY! I'M MAD! I'M BALLISTIC! I'M MAD!