A Chat With A Pug

 Me: How's it going, Guava?

Guava: *Snorckle Snore* Hmmm? What?

Me: Guava! Wake up!

Guava: ..........................

Me: Guava!!!

Guava: ..........................

Me: GUAVA!!!

Guava: Oh! How long have you been here?

Me: Like, ten minutes.

Guava: ..........................

Me: ARRRGGGG!!!

Me: Hey Ty Ty.

Ty Ty: Hello.

Me: What're you up to?

Ty Ty: Sorry, I have so many things on my mind! Please leave.

Me: Well....... okay.

Me: Hey there, pug-a-wug!

Lottie: Hey Gwace!!

Me: Are you chilaxing?

Lottie: Sure am, ya'll!

Me: Come sit at the table Lottie. I want to tell you something.

Me: Alright, Moonshine. I'm sorry to say it, but you have to go to the Kennel.

Lottie: What? Did I hear you right, or did you just tell me that I have to go to the Kennel?

Me: You heard what I said, Pug.

Lottie: But why do I have to go?

Me: Were going to Minnesota, Moon.

Lottie: Are you sure I can't come with you?

Me: I wish you could pug, but you just can't.

Lottie: I guess I can bear it, as long as you come back, of course.

Me: Moon! Of course we'll come back, precious one!

Lottie: Good. I'm countin' on it, ya'll.

Me: Okay. Bye Moonshine!

Me: Twa! What happened to you?!

Twa: Oh my man! I got a makeover.

Me: Oh, poor Twa!

Twa: Tell me about it.

~Daisy Ray