Cats

Monday, September 30, 2013

Micellaneous Animals

 
Guava: I am laying on your nice cloths and I don't care.
 
 
Me: Guava! Naughty girl!
 
Guava: Oh, uh, just kidding! Now; stroke my body!

 
Guava: Keep STROKING me!!
 

 
Guava: Move this disgusting cord!! I think it is ruining my life!
 
 
 
Guava: Thank you!
 
Me: Sure.
 
 
Guava: I think I shall head down the stairs and have a Éclair!
 
Guava: Or wait, mayhap I shall have Crème Brule!
 
Guava: Or possibly a Bavarian Cream Puff!
 
Guava: Yes, they all sound scrumptious, but what one to pick? O, sorrow of many sorrows!
 
Lottie: Sup' ya'll.
 
Me: Sup'.
 
Husty: Dwa hey man!
 
Husty: Love me!
 
Husty: I just love you!
 
Lottie: Gee wiz, Husty! Lay of the beans and broccoli! Phew!
 
Husty: Huh?
 
Lottie: Hey, something totally uninteresting! Lemme check this out!
 
Husty: Pet me?
 
Lottie: Whoa, ya'll! Call a detective! I think this is a STICK!
 
Lottie: Actually ya'll, it was just an extinct dinosaur bone. I'm so disappointed I'm gonna run in circles.
 
Husty: Where's Lottie?
 
Husty: Lottie! Lottie?
 
Lottie: *Grunt*
 
Husty: Where oh where could she be?
 
Lottie: Uh... Husty?
 
Husty: Lottie? Hello?
 
Lottie: Husty.
 
Husty: Oh, WHERE is she??
 
Lottie: You gotta be kiddin' me.
 
Husty: I'll never see her again! Oh, Lottie Lottie Lottie......
 
Lottie: It...won't... UNCURL!!
 
Lottie: Oh well.
 
 

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